Tulio, we're on the air! Hello friends, I'm Tulio Triviño and this is a new edition of 31 Minutos The news show that brings the best information to your homes And the worst as well That's right, we thrive on others' misfortunes! Nothing escapes us The poop's path, the Mute Invisible Man A massive photo of naked puppets A town breaks a record inside a washing machine The world is ending in half an hour In a second Denis Danis paints the king of rock After a robbery, Patana is in shock A gang has the neighborhood scared Mario discovers the tooth mouse Carlitos Lechuga lost his little balloon And because the gloves are chubby, they worried The Wala Wala brothers want to make it rain (hehehe) Hatfields and McCoys can't stand each other We thrive on others' misfortunes It's true it makes us sad, we have a heart But if something is news, there's no pain But if something is news, it's the best Ah ha, ha, ha, ha Blah! Rombos Man saves Tokyo from the Kaibutsu monster And the children exploited by Tío Pelado Zombies are a plague, you have to be careful Because it's easy to confuse them with Yugoslavs The king of disguise is called Lulo Serrucho And impersonating everyone is his evil idea With Minister Carvajal, with Minister Carvajal Come rain, tremors or thunder, nothing ever happens We thrive on others' misfortunes It's true it makes us sad, we have a heart But if something is news, there's no pain But if something is news, it's the best My show, my show, I want to do my show